Universal Housewife (Tuli Kupferberg)
“Universal Housewife” Sheet Music (pdf). “Universal Housewife” Karaoke (midi with lyrics). Lyrics: Tuli Kupferberg. Tune: “Universal Soldier” (Buffy Saint-Marie). She’s five feet two, and she’s six feet four. She works with pampers and with shears. She’s all of sixty-one, and she’s only seventeen. She’s been a housewife for a hundred thousand years. She’s a woman; …