The Dehorn Song (Anonymous)
“The Dehorn Song” Sheet Music (pdf). “The Dehorn Song” Karaoke (midi with lyrics). Lyrics: Anonymous. Tune: “Maryland, My Maryland.” The dehorn’s nose is deepest red: The one bright spot on his empty head. To get his booze, he begs and steals; Half-naked, he goes without his meals. Oh, dehorn, why don’t you get wise And …