“My Sweetheart’s the Mule in the Mines” Sheet Music (pdf).
“My Sweetheart’s the Mule in the Mines” Karaoke (midi with lyrics).
Tune: “My Sweetheart’s the Man in the Moon.”
My sweetheart’s the mule in the mines;
I drive her without any lines.
On the bumper I sit, and I chew and I spit
All over my sweetheart’s behind.