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Harry "Haywire Mac" McClintock

"The Monkeys Have No Tails in Zamboanga" (karaoke)

"The Monkeys Have No Tails in Zamboanga" (sheet music)


Oh, the monkeys have no tails in Zamboanga;

The monkeys have no tails in Zamboanga;

The monkeys have no tails;

They were chewed off by the whales;

The monkeys have no tails in Zamboanga.

 

The carabaos have no hair in Mindanao;

The carabaos have no hair in Mindanao;

Oh, the carabaos have no hair;

Holy Jesus, they look bare;

The carabaos have no hair in Mindanao.

 

Oh, the ladies don't wear teddies in Manila;

The ladies don't wear teddies in Manila;

The ladies don't wear teddies;

They are always rough and ready;

The ladies don't wear teddies in Manila.

 

Oh, they livin' 'neath the shacks in ol' Mantiya;

They livin' 'neath the shacks in ol' Mantiya;

They livin' 'neath the shacks;

And they wee wee through the cracks;

Oh, those quaint ones 'neath the shacks in ol' Mantiya.

 

There's a virgin on the island of Panay;

There's a virgin on the island of Panay;

There's a virgin so they say;

She was six months old last May;

There's a virgin on the island of Panay.

 

Oh, we'll all go up to China in the springtime;

We'll all go up to China in the springtime;

We'll all go up to China

On a submarine or liner;

Yes, we'll all go up to China in the springtime.

 

We won't go back to Subic anymore;

We won't go back to Subic anymore;

For the captain got a shanker;

Bit the shackle off the anchor;

So we won't go back to Subic anymore.


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