“The Old Chiseller” Sheet Music (pdf).
“The Old Chiseller” Karaoke (midi with lyrics).
Lyrics: Mark Starr.
Tune: William Wolff.
There was an old chis’ler, and his shop was a dump.
The ILG got after him. He didn’t know where to jump.
He dodged and he twisted and he tried to run away.
The Union followed after. Now, fair wages he must pay.